Wyatt Moon

Wyatt Moon

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

The Portland 'Puddles'


The other night while chewing reading the Willamette Week. I spotted this ad in the pet classifieds, for a Dachshund named Puddles!
(At first, I thought it was the Blogville Puddles...then I read her bio...Nope, no mention of Cheetos, beer or a flying laundry basket.)
October 27th
Puddles
Puddles! An inspiration to big boned Dachshunds everywhere! Puddles is a true champion that doesn’t let her physique stop her from achieving her dreams - to run in the 2016 Summer Olympics! Every morning Puddles puts on her sweatbands, cranks up Eye of the Tiger and begins her endless laps up and down the Pixie Project Ramp. After a mid-morning power protein shake she does 100 crunches, 50 pull ups and finishes off with an hour of yoga. We interviewed Puddles recently about her routine, when asked what her favorite workout was she didn’t hesitate to say “why, my evening cuddle of course! It works the abs, the glutes and really strengthens my core.” Just yesterday she had to punch a new hole in her collar which inches smaller than when she started. Want to know all of her secrets? Buy her new book “Cuddles with Puddles – Snuggle Your Way to a Whole New You.” She is now taking applications for a new cuddle partner, think you can handle it? Fill out the application at pixieproject.org and send it in so we can schedule a meet and greet! Puddles is 4 years old, fixed, vaccinated and microchipped. Her adoption fee is $200.

Click here to find out more about the Pixie Project and other adoptable pets!

Wyatt

20 comments:

  1. Oh! She's gorgeous, butt that doesn't sound like and Puddles that we know!!

    Bart and Ruby

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  2. Should say "any" Puddles we know...

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  3. Can there really be two Puddles?

    Cindy

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  4. While it is not the Puddles we know and love she is for sure a cutie and will be a great catch for someone. I am sure with a little mentoring from our Puddles she will be lifting kegs of beer and downing bags of Cheetos. Not sure this world is ready for two of them. But it sure would be fun fun fun.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  5. Oh, another Puddles???? Wow! I'm sure there is enough love in this world for TWO amazingly gawguss Doxies named Puddles! I have no doubt Pixie Puddles will charm the masses into findin' herself a furever home.

    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  6. Oh wow! Another Puddles! She is a real sweetie too! I hope she finds a loving forever home. :)

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  7. She just doesn't have that glint in her eye that Puddles Duddles Rain Water has....

    Hope she finds a home soon.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  8. Woof! Woof! How cute n sure looks like Puddles. I hope Puddles finds a forever home sooon. Golden Thanks for sharing. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  9. We can't imagine this world having 2 Puddles in it!
    We hope Puddles2 finds her forever home soon!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  10. Yikes two Puddles. Is there enough beer and cheetos in the world? Have a terrific Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  11. I certainly hope that THIS Puddles finds a furever home SOON. She certainly wouldn't EVER be confused with OUR Puddles... I'm just sayin. hehhehe

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  12. OMD.....You mean there's two of them????? Look Out!

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  13. We sure hope she finds a new cuddle partner soon....she is adorable

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  14. Hope Puddles finds a forever home very soon - she looks really cute - woofs and licks from Magic xx

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  15. No Cheetos! For sure it's an imposter
    Benny & Lily

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  16. Well I hope she's found a home by now! She's got some beautiful eyes!

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  17. Oh that Puddles will find a loving forever home for sure. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  18. I LOVE that place! Puddles is one lucky dog to be there and hopefully her furever home comes along really, really soon.

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  19. Hehehehe...uh, theres can can only be one real and true Puddles cuz theres not be enough room in da world fur two of us...says mom. Howevers, dat Puddles prolly minds betters than me so I can make room fur her.
    I hope withs all my heart her finds a furever home real soon. I can't stand da thought of a Puddles not havin' a home.

    Puddles

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